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When America's biggest retailer meets its biggest assistance program. We're just saying what everyone's thinking. Dark humor, direct commentary, limited merch. Coming soon.
Because when the biggest retailer in America also happens to be the biggest beneficiary of government assistance programs, someone needs to point it out.
Billions in revenue. Employees on food stamps. It's not a bug, it's a feature. We're just making the merch for it.
If you can't laugh at the absurdity of late-stage capitalism, you're taking life too seriously. We certainly don't.
WalmartEBT merch drops with the 2025 Closeout Collection on January 5th. Heavy weight cotton. Uncomfortable truths.
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